Todays Headlines

[klunker]

 In the news this morning I see that a Crocodile has gobbled up a lady out for a swim and a Kangaroo beat up a bicyclist.

  Damn- I gotta go see that country!

[fredmason]

Yeah! And red backs, white backs, killer ticks, bad jelly fish, sharks, poisonous caterpillars, green ants, mean ants and giant cockroaches...just to name a few critters...I love the place

[Norvic]

Yeah, and ya`ve gotta be careful ya don`t hurt yaself running into all the "don`t swim, crocodiles here" danger signs that have sprouted up hiddly piddly all over NOZ the last 20 years.............

[strick]

According to the article the bicyclist was lucky she had  breast implants....they acted as air bags and may have saved her life..Only one is ruptured thank God! I hope you are current on your life insurance.

 

strick

[klunker]

Heavens to Mergatroid Strick!

 Just think what a bunch of old grubby prospectors could do with a post like that. It's a good thing we are all gentleman or S.H. might have to monitor this forum on a holiday weekend.

[Chris Ben]

And in a list of not so smart choices, I actually swam on that exact same beach, LOL It is a very beautiful area though.

Chris

[Cody]

wow, I have heard about kangaroo assaults and some weird animal attacks there. Australia has some of the bad ass animals.

[Bada Bing]

A bloke over here in WA just lost his leg to a shark while surfing this arvo.

The shark will be culled because it broke the rules - only tourists, no locals......

 

[deathray]

Australia is bad ass!

[beatup]

Got to love Oz and every kind of life in that place.