Yucky Gold

[Sourdough Scott]

http://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/egan-170k-in-mint-gold-allegedly-smuggled-in-body-cavity-judge-hears

[Ridge Runner]

That is what you call pucker power.

Chuck

[beatup]

Stinky Gold

[Ridge Runner]

I've heard that a woman can put a small TV between their legs and walk out of the store. Now with the flat screen TV's who knows whats walking out the door.

I guess his wage was not enough. Like so many they steal it saying they owe it to me

Chuck.  

[Sourdough Scott]

New meaning to the term "Butt Nuggets ". 

[Ridge Runner]

Scott

A friend had won a nugget at some hunt but I don't remember where. He had put it in his mouth and not thinking it went down the pipe. Later that day he was called up by name and the guy told everybody they need to keep up with him when he goes to the bathroom and why.

I don't know how big the nugget was but he didn't get it back. He could took a lesson from this guy on how to retrieve gold.

Chuck

[Guest Jennifer]

It all melts down the same....