Hitler Finds Out XP Has Delayed The Deus 4.0 Update

[HardPack]

Mr. H.H.,

Thank you for your interest in our product line. Yes, the PRS-1 Unidirectional Detector AN series is " the really truest truth" in innovative detecting. The perfect non-discriminating detector for all those looking for a new ground searching hobby. At this time we are accepting pre-orders for the Special Edition AN/PRS-1 1944 model. All deliveries are guaranteed by the Spring of 1945 or you will receive a full credit towards any future purchases. If you place your order within the next (5) five days, we will also include the "Early Bird" Bonus pack. This standard bonus includes a Classic Ground Probe and Ear Plug Set. All multi-SE AN/PRS pre-orders will receive the "Deluxe Pack" which includes both the standard bonus pack plus a universal fit ground flap footwear attachment for each order of (10) ten units. Quanities are limited and we anticipate future back orders once the AN/PRS is offered to the general public in your area.

Thank you again for your interest,

C.C.

Market & Sales

The Allies Products Group

123 Normady Beach Parkway

[goldbrick]

My Deus ain't going nowhere. I love it like it is. It will be even better when the update and coil are issued. That's not to say XP isn't pissing me off. Come on already.

[Deft Tones]

Thank you for the compliments, Sir.

I was venting my frustrations with the delay and subsequent (I felt) condescending explaination/defense from/through Andy Sabisch at Tnet.

I'm happy others are laughing at the marginally creative channeling of my anger. Hitler was speaking for me in some ways. Always happy when I can make people laugh or smile.

Since I'm here, I'm going to peruse all the posts in the jewelry section at least.

Good hunting!

Respect to you.

[Steve Herschbach]

Well, time for another viewing! May is half over and not a peep from XP about the HF elliptical coil. As a bonus Gold Monster customers are welcome to view and just substitute names!