Equinox Vs Wive's

[Norm S]

We all convinced our wives we needed the Equinox because if we didn't get one we'd never find another thing with our current detectors because they are old technology.  We also forgot to tell her how much the Equinox cost. Not that it's over priced it's just that we didn't tell her. 

Valentines day is coming up and that means, roses, chocolates and a nice dinner..Lets say total cost for that day is $200 unless you're like me and live 10 minutes from 8 casinos then the cost is more. 

Now the wife thinks ok he knows he has to be nice every Valentines day so he can't count that as doing something special..

My wife has been unusually quiet about the Equinox until last night.

I was informed we are taking a lil trip for a week.. Ya'll know that cost more than an Equinox. Preliminary cost $800+ for hotel, $600+ for meals and $300+ for gas not counting the clothes and other junk she buys.. I am guessing  that I will drop $2000 before it's over. 

[MontAmmie]

A trip, roses, chocolates?  Wow, and all I'm getting is a nice pair of knee high snake boots for Valentines.  

OK, that's what I wanted and I picked them out, fair enough.  Those green prairie rattlers are sneaky little bass turds!

 

[Guest Tnsharpshooter]

I just tell my wife a manufacturer sent me one to test. Lol

Working so far.

[Nuke em]

I am single so i just say to my right hand here's something else to grab. Sorry !

[Mountain Mike]

The EQ is pretty cheap. The cost of a happy marriage can get expensive. You taking the EQ on the trip?

[Nuke em]

You Americans might be getting it cheap . Check out UK dealers and convert the £ price to $ price . No wonder we are poor . Bloody VAT .

[MontAmmie]

Here's some free advice for you single guys.  If you're the outdoorsey type, don't marry a prissy little cheerleader.  If you're interested in a girl, take her hunting or fishing or metal detecting on your first date. If she squeals like a banshee the first time she gets a lil' mud on her, then she ain't the one.  

[Nuke em]

2 minutes ago, MontAmmie said:

Here's some free advice for you single guys.  If you're the outdoorsey type, don't marry a prissy little cheerleader.  If you're interested in a girl, take her hunting or fishing or metal detecting on your first date. If she squeals like a banshee the first time she gets a lil' mud on her, then she ain't the one.  

Thats me single for life then round here . They all look as detectorists like we are weirdos in my neck of the woods.

[MontAmmie]

Just now, Nuke em said:

Thats me single for life then round here . They all look as detectorists like we are weirdos in my neck of the woods.

I'm sorry, Nuke.  Is there a detecting club in your town that you could join?  Surely there would be a few girls there?

[Guest Tnsharpshooter]

12 minutes ago, Nuke em said:

Thats me single for life then round here . They all look as detectorists like we are weirdos in my neck of the woods.

Don't you do other things besides detect?  I see you are into photography.  Have patience.  When you are NOT looking she will inevitably show up.  That's the one you want, one you find when not looking.  Trust me!!