The Lightest And Most Compact Metal Detector On The Planet!

[Guinea1]

We can all cull down our metal detector collections now, as this device is all we need?!  The lightest and most compact metal detector on the planet.  Eat your heart out Nokta, Minelab and XP!

For entertainment purposes only!

[F350Platinum]

I wonder what that thing would do to my pacemaker 😬

[GB_Amateur]

TF MINI device works WITH built-in radar detection system to detect and search for radioactive ionization of precious metals buried underground.

How many erroneous things can be crammed into one sentence?

1) Radioactive elements don't give off radio waves (which is what radar uses).

2) Ionizing radiation is rare for most elements found in the earth's crust.  Uranium, Thorium, and their daughters (including radium and radon) are the exceptions along with potassium-40.  Last I looked these aren't 'precious metals'.

3) Alpha and beta radiation (and the much more rare fission fragments) are charged and don't get through much material so to detect those the materials giving them off need to be on the surface or very close to the surface.  Gamma rays and X-rays are neutral, being part of the electromagnetic spectrum, but still scatter if not absorbed, so localizing their source would not be so easy.  Neutrons (also neutral) scatter more easily than gamma rays when they aren't being absorbed.

Check out the currencies they accept.  (Note they don't list a price but are glad to tell you they accept credit cards AND bank transfers):  USA Dollars (of course), SAR (Saudi Arabian currency) and the UAE Dirham which apparently is also used some other countries in southern and eastern Mediterranean and Middle East.  Aren't there other parts of the world where people can be duped?  Oh, but the devices are actually made in the USA (according to them)....

Move over LRL, you've got a serious competitor.

[Geotech]

If it looks like a duck, smells like a duck, and craps like a duck...

[GotAU?]

That would go well with my metal detector sandals quite nicely!

[Knomad]

On 10/7/2025 at 8:31 AM, Geotech said:

If it looks like a duck, smells like a duck, and craps like a duck...

Exactly, this how it works, it is tuned to detect and lock on to not just typical Bullshit but Duckshit, that is closer to the electrofumesence of fecal gold often found exclusively with Long Range metal detectors, but smaller pieces at longer range --a true technological breakthrough.! 

[PimentoUK]

The box states "Watch size" ?

Maybe some experimental Television Watch from the 1970's, with a cable running up your sleeve to the substantial battery pack?

[Wild Bill]

Stop it you guys!  ENOUGH!!!  You’re ruining my high.  🤩  

[Wild Bill]

I’ve got to say I’m not happy with ZOLTAR but THIS new detector has got to be it!  

            ZOLTAR not another dollar.