Jump to content

Minelab Upgrade (swiss Innovation) - Warning: Take It With A Pinch Of Salt


And

Recommended Posts

Hi friends,

I started to make a few short fun videos, some of them are about metal detectors. I don't know if this is the right place to post it. If not, just tell me and I will delete it. But I thought, you might find this funny. Or maybe you won't 🙂 It's Swiss humor... 🙈

Anyway, have a great day!!

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites


I like it. Would build me a custom version?  I was thinking that maybe the hotrock signal could be the laughing Kookaburra. 

                                                                                                                Lead   a pigs grunt.

                                                                                                                Iron    A donkey's bray

                                                                                                                aluminium    Flatulent sound (fart)

                                                                                                                 copper     Laughter

                                                                                                                  gold    Cash register (Ka-Ching)

You know, I think you are onto something. Does Minelab approve your modification?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

35 minutes ago, Reg Wilson said:

I like it. Would build me a custom version?  I was thinking that maybe the hotrock signal could be the laughing Kookaburra. 

                                                                                                                Lead   a pigs grunt.

                                                                                                                Iron    A donkey's bray

                                                                                                                aluminium    Flatulent sound (fart)

                                                                                                                 copper     Laughter

                                                                                                                  gold    Cash register (Ka-Ching)

You know, I think you are onto something. Does Minelab approve your modification?

Thank you for your feedback, I appreciate and I feel honored. I will ask customer support, if they can build a custom version for you. I especially like your suggestion for the aluminium sound, I'm right now recording it.

Minelab: Our lawyers are currently negotiating with the Minelab lawyers. Just kidding, of course, Minelab detectors are great. Seriously, I'm sorry for my nonsense humor, I hope I don't annoy anybody, that's not my intention.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I'm thinking two local wild animal mods for @klunker & I. The reason I want two different mods is to keep the interference down in close proximity. Klunker has to be a bear sound. If you have ever seen him before he has had his coffee, you will know why. I'm definitely wanting the Sasquatch mod, because I'm tall and smell wonderful. Please message me back on prices. 😜🤣

Link to comment
Share on other sites

55 minutes ago, Sourdough Scott said:

I'm thinking two local wild animal mods for @klunker & I. The reason I want two different mods is to keep the interference down in close proximity. Klunker has to be a bear sound. If you have ever seen him before he has had his coffee, you will know why. I'm definitely wanting the Sasquatch mod, because I'm tall and smell wonderful. Please message me back on prices. 😜🤣

Wrote it down for the customer support, thank you. Hmmm, I think it's pretty difficult to get a Sasquatch sound, we will see, what we can do. But you inspired me to also add a smell generator. This would fit perfectly to Reg's aluminium sound 😄

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I myself made the same sounds when Minelab dropped their price on their high end detectors. I did skip the copper sound but did the gold one because of money loss if was trying to sell.

 Chuck 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

All you need to do is a buy a Simplex+, it's audio sounds like a duck being tortured.

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

12 hours ago, phrunt said:

All you need to do is a buy a Simplex+, it's audio sounds like a duck being tortured.

 

lol!!! 🤣  made my day, thank you for sharing!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

13 hours ago, phrunt said:

All you need to do is a buy a Simplex+, it's audio sounds like a duck being tortured.

 

Agree with your assessment of the sounds of the Simple wish Nokta would update the sounds to actual tones or something that is the only thing I do not care for on the simplex

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...